They’re dropping like flies — then getting back up to run the country.
The U.S. has an elderly problem. The problem isn’t so much the people themselves, but the fact that they’re running our government. While elderly people in other countries enjoy a peaceful countryside retirement surrounded by their family, it seems that every geriatric in the ol’ U.S. of A. has a one-way ticket to the halls of power.
This has been a problem for a while, but it really seems like the old folks in Congress are dabbing on us as of late. Not only are they, well, still there, but they’re continuing to have incidents that show that they’re really, really not fit to stay in office — and yet, they’re doing it anyway. Not helping matters is the fact that they get nearly unlimited healthcare at a secret hospital for just $54 a month!
Here’s a rundown of all of the people currently or formerly in our government who have had an elderly incident in the past year alone, alongside their respective age. Note that these are just the ones that had public meltdowns — I’m sure things are a lot worse in private.
Special shoutout to journalist Ken Klippenstein for being the only one who seems to be cataloging this!
Lt. Gov. of Mississippi Delbert Hosemann, Age 77:
77 year old Lt. Gov. of Mississippi Delbert Hosemann collapses on the state senate floor. pic.twitter.com/r081PkNk8B
— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) February 19, 2025
Sen. Mitch McConnell, Age 83:
82 year old Senator Mitch McConnell blanks when asked what he told staff on January 6.
— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) February 3, 2025
MCCONNELL: Oh, I remember it well.
60 MINUTES: Do you remember what you told them?
MCCONNELL: That, um...Yeah, I remember what I told them. pic.twitter.com/7zQWs92YbK
Senator Mitch McConnell arrives to votes in a boot and a wheelchair.
— JohnRocker (@itsJohnRocker) February 11, 2025
Congress has become an old-age home.
THIS OLD HOG NEEDS TO RESIGN!!
pic.twitter.com/zERs0GbBXb
Rep. John Larson, Age 76:
Former President Joe Biden, Age 82:
Rep. Kay Granger, Age 82:
Rep. Nancy Pelosi, Age 84:
Alabama Governor Kay Ivey, Age 80:
Here's 80 year old Alabama governor Kay Ivey having a medical episode during an event in November. I'm told there's a lot more to the story. If you have the full video or any tips about Ivey's health, text me securely via Signal at 202-510-1268. I will protect your anonymity. pic.twitter.com/Bjc9ig0ays
— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) January 6, 2025
Sen. Richard Blumenthal, Age 78:
78 year old Senator Richard Blumenthal's hand is literally vibrating during the Kash Patel hearing today.
— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) January 30, 2025
Really tired of media pretending this isn't happening even after 2024. pic.twitter.com/PsjgwYPFuS
Rep. David Scott, Age 79:
79 year old congressman @repDavidScott speaks painfully slowly in a hearing last week before being cut off while rambling on past his allotted time. Scott's senility is an open secret on Capitol Hill, where he recently cursed at a journalist for taking his picture in public. At… pic.twitter.com/O0DDk69I7B
— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) February 17, 2025
Rep. Virginia Foxx, Age 81:
Here's 81 year old congresswoman @VirginiaFoxx who just fell down the stairs in Congress, in January saying she can't remember "the numbers or anything about the vote" on major legislation pic.twitter.com/wc8iluXnwf
— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) January 4, 2025
Rep. Gerry Connolly, Age 74:
The cancer-stricken 74 year old congressman Democrats just put in a leadership position went on CNN today sounding unwell, his voice extremely hoarse and cracking. This is genuinely hard to watch. pic.twitter.com/Jt2YhJtcMr
— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) December 30, 2024
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